The Little Program That Couldn't Little Program What's the trouble? Why don't you work? Why do you struggle with every single little task that I so kindly deign to ask? Little Program Please stop crashing. Please stop locking. Please stop smashing all my hopes of execution, all my dreams of resolution. Little Program Where are your flaws? Where is the bug Which is the cause of your constant dumps and freezing, all my crys and breathless wheezing. Little Program I am desperate, I'm debugging, But I will admit, You've got bugs in every function, Endless loops at every junction. Little Program I must give up You win the game Your time is up. I will not give you one more whirl, I'm going back to "Hello World"